North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.
Top Ten Things You Should Know About Kim Jong Un (김정일) by David Letterman
10- “People” magazine named him Sexiest Kim Jong Alive
9- At the age of 9, he was taller than his father
8- Enjoys wearing plaid shirts
7- Throws left, tortures right
6- Has skeletons in his closet — not secrets, actual skeletons
5- Says he’s super-psyched and ready to bring it
4- Was a finalist to replace Max Weinberg as Conan’s band leader
3- Has a rock-hard set of abs, which he calls “The Detonation”
2- Wants to convert the Yongbyon nuclear facility to a Cheesecake Factory
1- Currently dating Lindsay Lohan
10- “People” magazine named him Sexiest Kim Jong Alive
9- At the age of 9, he was taller than his father
8- Enjoys wearing plaid shirts
7- Throws left, tortures right
6- Has skeletons in his closet — not secrets, actual skeletons
5- Says he’s super-psyched and ready to bring it
4- Was a finalist to replace Max Weinberg as Conan’s band leader
3- Has a rock-hard set of abs, which he calls “The Detonation”
2- Wants to convert the Yongbyon nuclear facility to a Cheesecake Factory
1- Currently dating Lindsay Lohan
