Bilib naman ako sa tapang ni Tito PNoy, tumira ng hot dog sa sidewalk of New York. Masarap daw talaga kasi yung tubig ng pinagkuluan ay taunan kung palitan. Pwede din daw anti-freeze sa radiator ng kotse. Dito sa aming barangay eh sa Fenway Park ang pinakamasarap na hot dog. Me kasama pang angil at insulto fron the vendor. Red Sox and hot dogs, nothing is more American than devouring hot dogs at Fenway ballpark. Hot doggity! I love this country!
Teka minute sa Boston ba yan o sa Pasay?TOP TEN Things You Don't Want To Hear From a Fenway Park Hot Dog Vendor
10. As my own tribute to the Boston Tea Party, I spat in the mustard.
10. As my own tribute to the Boston Tea Party, I spat in the mustard.
9. These hot dogs are the real green monsters, right?
8. If you find a Band-Aid in there - it's mine.
7. Try my Buckner Special - one that was between my legs.
6. See you in Mass General, jackass.
5. Hot dogs are a dollar - backrubs are fifty cents.
4. The meat for these things came from an MIT science project.
3. If you eat this thing, your nickname better be "Old Ironsides."
2. This hot dog wins the World Series of maggots.
1. Remember: 1 if by salmonella, 2 if by trichinosis.
