David Letterman has spent years mocking politicians mercilessly for their sexual transgressions.
Now, following his admission that he was targeted by an extortionist over his affairs with female staff members, Letterman is now finding himself the butt of jokes from his fellow late-night hosts.
"Settle down. If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio." --Jay Leno
"There's a new book out called 'Why Women Have Sex' that says there are 237 reasons why women have sex. And folks, Letterman knows the top 10." -Jimmy Fallon
"I was shocked that Letterman has been having affairs. I had no idea he was even running for office." --Bill Maher
"What's going on? First Conan hit his head, and then somebody tries to extort money from Letterman. I'm so glad I'm out of late night!" --Jay Leno
"This guy who was trying to blackmail Letterman was a producer from the show '48 Hours.' It could have been worse. At least it wasn't a producer from 'To Catch a Predator.' That would have been bad." --Jay Leno
"I'm happy to say that I've never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members." (As a band member throws down his drumsticks and storms off stage)." --Jay Leno
"I've never had sex with members of my staff -- the guests, yes, of course, but not the staff." --Bill Maher
"Hey, next to Roman Polanski and Mackenzie Phillips' dad, I think Dave looks pretty good." --Bill Maher
Now, following his admission that he was targeted by an extortionist over his affairs with female staff members, Letterman is now finding himself the butt of jokes from his fellow late-night hosts.
"Settle down. If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio." --Jay Leno
"There's a new book out called 'Why Women Have Sex' that says there are 237 reasons why women have sex. And folks, Letterman knows the top 10." -Jimmy Fallon
"I was shocked that Letterman has been having affairs. I had no idea he was even running for office." --Bill Maher
"What's going on? First Conan hit his head, and then somebody tries to extort money from Letterman. I'm so glad I'm out of late night!" --Jay Leno
"This guy who was trying to blackmail Letterman was a producer from the show '48 Hours.' It could have been worse. At least it wasn't a producer from 'To Catch a Predator.' That would have been bad." --Jay Leno
"I'm happy to say that I've never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members." (As a band member throws down his drumsticks and storms off stage)." --Jay Leno
"I've never had sex with members of my staff -- the guests, yes, of course, but not the staff." --Bill Maher
"Hey, next to Roman Polanski and Mackenzie Phillips' dad, I think Dave looks pretty good." --Bill Maher
