A KIWI is a fruit containing several times the vitamin C of most citrus fruits
KIWIS are the national bird of New Zealand
NEW ZEALAND, where the Lord of the Rings was filmed
KIWI BIRDS are flightless and feature the characteristic huge beak
KIWIS are shy and retiring. They like hiding in hollow treetrunks and here they build their nests
PROVIDED they're not shot at, chased or otherwise treated cruelly, they can get very tame
THE little Kiwi chooks are well known for being vicious and evil. Here's a police photo of one just before it was arrested for pecking to death 3 young kids in a primary school playground....
... AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT you really will believe anything!
WISHING Y'ALL A PUKKA WEEKEND
