TALKING DOGS, CATS AND HAMSTER
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BIRD TELLS CATS "YOU DON'T NEED TO CHASE US ANY MORE!"
No broadband at home has helped me out in a big way. It's made me realize I've been wasting an opportunity to improve myself. To write great literature and change my life. I'm like the man who owns a Lambourghini and only uses it to drive to the corner shop for milk, sugar and a packet of fags!
Must dash ~ "darn" internet caff about to terminate me, as per usual!