Nuisance Neighbours

Yes, it's happening again. New obnoxious neighbours. In the room RIGHT NEXT TO ME. But the landlord's promising to take action.

Here's the type of action I think he should take:



... Better still!...
Here's where expressions such as "racked with guilt" come from ...!



And here is yesterday's furry woodmouse drinking from an icicle:

Tame Shetland fieldmouse ...

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I am reading The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton... I thought that chick was an American, so is there any reason the book should be set in British spelling?... did she think it was suitably posh to write like that?... or are Penguin Classics taking liberties..!?~??!?

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