Can You Spot The Pothead?

It's a crisp autumn afternoon, araw ng mga panget este Halloween pala.  I know it is still early for trick or treating pero nagbakasakali ako na merong makodakan na naka-halloween costume.  Zero... wala...teka minute... ayun sa left corner ng viewfinder ko.  Oh my gid! Ano yun?

Ito na yata ang pina easiest lamest halloween costume ever.  Period! Ha ha ha.

Best Halloween Deco in da Hood

Konti lang ang kids dito sa hood kaya madalang na ang pagandahan ng halloween deco.  Heto po yung 2008 best halloween deco.  At eto po naman ang da best of Pinoy Humor's Halloween post.  Konting ingat mga trick or treaters.  Have a safe Halloween!

 

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

1. So... What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Pugot Ulo Gang

Malapit na ang Halloween, uso na naman ang mga panget, horror movies at bukas na rin ang Nightmare on 13th Haunted House.  Kaya unahan na natin ang mga berks natin sa katakutan.  You can upload your photos, decapitate them or ng bff ninyo and add it to your head collection dito sa decapitate.me.  Pwede din i-share sa Facebook or twitter.  O pugutan na!

 

Heto ang head collection ng Pinoy Humor. Me nasibak ang pondo, nasibak sa pwesto, me binuro na daw ang ano niya, me naagnas ang bibig sa FMD at me nagpakita na meron naman daw silang utak. Happy Halloween!

Best Halloween Costumes for Couples

Whoopie Cushion costume and Big Butt Chef costume