Showing posts with label gloria arroyo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gloria arroyo. Show all posts
The Best And Worst Of GMA (Pangatlong Sultada)
Signs that you are in Manila
Opps! Central Bank Did It Again!
Oompa Loompa Greedypadee Doo
Opps! Central Bank Did It Again!
Oompa Loompa Greedypadee Doo
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Not like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa greedypadee do
The Best And Worst Of GMA (Pangalawang Sultada)
Pinoy Waterboarding
Kuha yata ito sa tapat ng bahay ni Mikey Arroyo doon sa Beach Park Blvd., Foster City.
Animate your picture here.
Pinoy Monster Mash
While we are just carving our kalabasa dito, jan naman sa atin ay disperas na ng undas o araw ng mga patay. If you want to send out a wicked personalized Halloween e-card eh heto to ang tip ni Pinoy. Just upload your piktyur (no kopya cat ha?) dito sa seenow.com at after a few clicks eh meron na kayong monster mash-up e-card. O libre yan. But wait... ika nga ng TV infomercial, pwede pa ninyong pasayawin ang ating mga monster dito naman sa monstermashup.com. Have a safe and Happy Halloween!
GMA's Christmas Card
Bawal na Pag-Ibig?
Pinoy Valentine's Day Card
Ping paramdam ka naman o.
Kaututang Dila
Best Wife Ever!
Talagang kaututang dila!
Caption this!Pinay Power
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The Best And Worst Of GMA (Unang Sultada)
Battle of Project Signs
US of A vs. Iloilo op da P
Project ni Obama, Mayor at Congressman ng aming barangay.
Proyekto daw ni Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, atbp nakisawsaw.
New Reality TV Show
President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo whose term expires in 2010 has filed her certificate of candidacy for mayor of Munchkin Town, Pampanga.
Pinoy Mini Me
President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and her entourage spent more than P37 million – or over P6 million a day – in their six-day stay at the United States early this month. Ha? Wow! Me bago ng Mine Me si Imelda. Medyo frugal pa nga daw sila Mini Me, sabida ni Press Secretary Cerge Remonde.
Arroyo and her group spent $371,000 (roughly P18 million) in Washington DC alone. Teka minute, inilibre lang daw yung mga paglamon nila. Kung me mga nilibre (daw) eh di ang ibig sabihon eh mas malaki pa sa P2.7 billion ang naging gastos ni Gloria sa foreign trips niya from 2003 to 2007. Diyos mio! Magkano na kaya ang suma total ng 2007 to 2009? O baka naman chismis lang yan. Oy hindi ah, basahin mo dito.
Alin Ang Kaya Totoo?
Ito ang nakalathalang propaganda ni Pangulong Gloria Arroyo sa pahayagang 'Balita'. Lunes, Julyo 27, 2009.
Ito naman ang nakalathala sa pahina singko nang naturang pahayagan. Sino kaya ang nagsasabi ng totoo.
Magsasaka, Umaaray sa mababang presyo ng palay.
Bayombong, Nueva Vizcaya - Dismayado at malungkot ang mga magsasaka matapos magkaisa ang mga traders na ibaba ang presyo ng kanilang palay sa lalawigan ng Nueva Vizcaya.
Ayon kay Junie Ortega, isang private trader, mababa ang kuha sa kanila ng mga may rice millers sa Bulacan na mula sa dating P15 P16 na tuyo kada kilo ay naging P13- P13.50 na lamang at ang sariwa naman ay P11 na lamang .
Bukod dito, nakipagsabayan din ang pagdagsa sa pamilihan ng mga bagong giling na bigas at NFA rice.
Sinabi naman ng mga magsasaka na hindi umano ito makatwiran dahil bukod sa mahirap magpatuyo ng palay ay mataas pa ang kanilang inputs sa pagsasaka kayat luginglugi sila. - Wilfredo Berganio
What if They Mated
Boy Abunda + Gloria Macapagal Arroyo = Mikey Abunda?
Or Bathala forbid, she went to to the wrong cosmetic surgeon.
Pinoy True or False News Headlines
Meralco increase rates. Users of 200 kwh/month to pay 149 pesos more. Ano ba yan ako lang ang hindi tumatas. Palace outsmart Farmers,
The Original Presidential Seal-Yo!
Reloaded po from Pinoy Humor Blog Jan. 11, 2007. 3 or 4 years ago ko ng ginawa itong presidential stamps. Umikot na po ito sa mga pinoy email at forums. Maraming salamat sa mga komopya este nag-post nito sa kanilang blogs, maski na merong credit, link o wala.
Pinoy Graffiti Sticker
Finally, Arroyo meets Obama
Pagkatapos ng "beer summit" ni Prez Obama, police Sergeant James Crowley at ng aking kapitbahay na si Prof. Henry Louis Gates, eh natuloy din ang "coffee summit" ni Gloria Arroyo at Prez Obama. Dahil naghalo ang beer at kapeng barako, nasira ang tiyan ni Barack, buti na lang at may baong Motillium si PGMA.
Life Imitating Art este My Pinoy Humor Blog pala
November 14, 2004 ginawa ko 'tong spoof ni PGMA holding a miniature gas tank at nai-post ni Doc Emer sa Parallel Universes. March 12, 2006 nagkatotoo ang hula o spoof natin. Photo by Lyn Rillon of inquirer.net
Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 84?
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Oompa Loompa Greedypadee Doo
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Not like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa greedypadee do
GMA's Christmas Card
Some Random Thoughts (Questions) on the Declaration of Martial Law in Maguindanao:
1. If there was massive cheating in Maguindanao in the previous elections and if indeed the Ampatuans were involved, do the perpetrators have evidence to use against the benefactors should the occasion arise?
2. As a result of the heinous crime of massive massacre in Maguindanao earning the ire, indignation and condemnation not only of a nation but also of the world, the political party of the Ampatuans and the public personalities known to be closed and indebted to them have distanced themselves from and disowned the Ampatuans. But not only that. With the public loud outcry for justice, it could not be helped but to have them arrested. Would not these developments constitute the occasion for the Ampatuans to retaliate and expose what they know if they were indeed involved in the massive election cheatings?
3. If this indeed would be the compelling time for them to use the evidences, if any, would the declaration of martial law in Maguindanao be the best opportunity to search for these evidences along with the armaments and munitions - seized and stashed away by a chosen group so that the threat of massive election cheating exposure (a very critical disadvantage especially at this point) would be eliminated forever?
4. Are not CAFGUs, CVOs, and the like official creations of the AFP established for anti-insurgency purposes? Are they not being officially supplied with arms and given assigned areas? If so, why is it that suddenly they are being considered as private armies of the Ampatuans as if the authorities are unaware of these CAFGUs, CVOs, and the like being stationed in the seats of government in Maguindanao?
5. With the glaring extraordinariness, abnormality, & contemptible supply of weaponry in the hands of the powerful clans enough not only to keep a kingdom but also enough to cause a stir /rumblings not only in the civilian populace but also among the good soldiers and officers in the military itself in the likes of Trillanes, et al , would it not be necessary to show that the acquisition of this voluminous high-powered weaponry was surreptitious?
6. With the declaration of martial law in Maguindanao, would the Ampatuans now be charged with rebellion instead of the horrendous crime of treacherous massive massacre?
7. With admittedly about 4,000 troops in Mindanao as against supposedly about 500 in different groups massing (one of the reasons – aside from failure of local govt & judiciary to function, which is questionable according to FLAG lawyer Atty. Jose Manuel Diokno- for the declaration) and the declaration of state of emergency, would not these be enough to bring the culprits to justice?
8. Is the declaration of martial law in Maguindanao a test case? Is the monstrous Maguindanao massacre an isolated case or just part of a more grand design? (very remote but possible, isn’t it?)
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New Reality TV Show
President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo whose term expires in 2010 has filed her certificate of candidacy for mayor of Munchkin Town, Pampanga.
Pinoy Presidential Stamps
Philippine Postal Corporation issued the new limited edition “Cory stamps” in honor of the late former President Corazon Aquino. Ilalabas din daw ng Philpost ang "Erap stamps" ni deposed president Estrada kung sakaling magpumilit itong tumakbo sa 2010 presidential election. Inilaan din ng Phil (bukas sobre) Post ang "GMA stamps" para sa darating na Halloween. Trick or Threat!
Pinoy Mini Me
President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and her entourage spent more than P37 million – or over P6 million a day – in their six-day stay at the United States early this month. Ha? Wow! Me bago ng Mine Me si Imelda. Medyo frugal pa nga daw sila Mini Me, sabida ni Press Secretary Cerge Remonde.
Arroyo and her group spent $371,000 (roughly P18 million) in Washington DC alone. Teka minute, inilibre lang daw yung mga paglamon nila. Kung me mga nilibre (daw) eh di ang ibig sabihon eh mas malaki pa sa P2.7 billion ang naging gastos ni Gloria sa foreign trips niya from 2003 to 2007. Diyos mio! Magkano na kaya ang suma total ng 2007 to 2009? O baka naman chismis lang yan. Oy hindi ah, basahin mo dito.
Arroyo and her group spent $371,000 (roughly P18 million) in Washington DC alone. Teka minute, inilibre lang daw yung mga paglamon nila. Kung me mga nilibre (daw) eh di ang ibig sabihon eh mas malaki pa sa P2.7 billion ang naging gastos ni Gloria sa foreign trips niya from 2003 to 2007. Diyos mio! Magkano na kaya ang suma total ng 2007 to 2009? O baka naman chismis lang yan. Oy hindi ah, basahin mo dito.
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