Bears
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK is on. No wonder I'm depressed. A mad guy living with bears is on the other channel. Black bears. Why do they never live with teddybears ~ proper brown ones? Brown bears are far cuter, not to mention tubbier. O hang on I think one's doing a poo in the woods.
Those black bears are barely any bigger than a domestic dog! They're tiny.
Now I must go. I ate an Iceland steak pie and I'm in a bad mood.